tagged* 

Was stealing some blogging break during lunch and realised James has tagged me.

The mechanic is quite simple:
What follows is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you). Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.

The list:
If I could be a scientist, If I could be a farmer;
If I could be a musician; If I could be a doctor;
If I could be a painter; If I could be a gardener;
If I could be a missionary; If I could be a chef;
If I could be an architect; If I could be a linguist;
If I could be a psychologist; If I could be a librarian;
If I could be an athlete; If I could be a lawyer;
If I could be an innkeeper; If I could be a professor;
If I could be a writer; If I could be a backup dancer;
If I could be a llama-rider; If I could be a bonnie pirate;
If I could be a midget stripper; If I could be a proctologist;
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host; If I could be an actor;
If I could be a judge; If I could be a Jedi;
If I could be a mob boss; If I could be a backup singer;
If I could be a CEO; If I could be a movie reviewer;
If I could be a monkey's uncle; If I could be a bible archaeologist;
If I could be an Elvis impersonator

Here goes:

If I could be a monkey’s uncle , I’d proof that humans too work for peanuts.

If I could be a TV-chat show host, I’d bitch slap all the celeb bimbos and make them suicidal.

If I could be a llama rider, I’d work for Michael Jackson in Neverland and support his claim that riding a llama is akin to riding an angel. And how would he know that???

If I could be a midget-stripper, I’d show that I compensate on other sizes. Hee.

If I could be a mob boss, I'd double break the kneecaps James has broken and show who is the bigger mob boss!

Let's tag Mei, Simon , Sashi and Cupcake Queen.

It's been fun, James. Thanks :-)

May 13, 2005 // anjali* pranced on tip-toes all over the keyboard at 1:55 pm
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