getting sued by paul simon* 

After a whole agonizing month of searching for the missing Paul Simon 'You're The One' CD, after turning my apartment upside down, inside out, I finally found it trapped between my bed and the bedside table.

Agonizing because it belongs to AJ. Agonizing because I realised I am jinxed when it comes to borrowing his CDs. Firstly, I chipped his jewel-cased The Best of Elvis Costello CD, then someone flicked it from my table. Later, I realised the Paul Simon CD went missing! Aiyo...headache and migraine came prancing hand-in-hand.

Agonizing because his constant reminders became unbearable. Sometimes I just want to strangle him alive, but I realised I was in the wrong. Thus, have no choice but to be nice.

So I sent AJ this email the moment I reached the office this morning :


Subject: Lost & Found

There was once a dear Mr Simon
Who was lost
Oh so, so lost he was
But now was found
Breathless
Stuck
Sandwiched
Between the bedside table and the bedsheet
So amazing is the grace
Mr Simon should sing more of this cover
Yes, he should
And he must

Do stop by for collection.
Wow wow!

:-P~


And the response was :

Messrs Konman, Cheet & Crooke
1112 Ripov Avenue
NY466668
New York

Dear Miss Anjali,

We represent Mr Paul Simon.

We are suing you for US$100 million for the physical and mental distress you have inflicted upon our client.

Mr Elvis Costello is also 'tumpang-ing' on this lawsuit to the tune of US$50 million.

We hope you have your ATM card with you.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
I.M.A. Konman
SENIOR PARTNER

April 01, 2004 // anjali* pranced on tip-toes all over the keyboard at 8:14 pm
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