keith urban, here i come* 

Am off this week to Oz. Will return in June.
Take care, peeps. Don't miss moi too much.
Do pray for my safety.
And that my chastity belt is secured.
Bwahaha.

Whoopee-do. :)
May 08, 2006 // anjali* pranced on tip-toes all over the keyboard at 10:49 am
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lawak basi* 

Well, I had tried on a lawak lima sen [5 sen joke] before and now, I would like to attempt a lawak basi. [stale joke] It came to me when I was watching Brokeback Mountain for the second time over the weekend - during the intimate scene between the 2 cowboys...

2 of the sheeps got horny and decided to stray in the middle of the night and hike uphill for some steamy sheep fun and they headed to where the camp site was. Upon reaching near the tent, the stray sheeps were attracted to the oohs and aahs. So one of them popped his prying head to the little opening on the tent and saw the 2 cowboys doing some dirty-dancing. He shrieked "Mmmeckkk!!!". Upon realising that they had an unwelcomed spectator, Jack Twist jumped out in a swoosh, placed his Swiss Army knife to the sheep's throat and threatened to kill him, unless he and his sheepish girlfriend agreed to head back to the rest of the herd and not tell a soul on what they saw. Of course, the sheeps chose to zip up...until about 22 years later, they decided to sell their story for movie rights upon learning the death of Jack.

The name of the movie - "Silence Of The Lambs".

Heh.
May 02, 2006 // anjali* pranced on tip-toes all over the keyboard at 8:03 pm
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